Night Watch Maelstrom

Arian · Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:38 am Post your comedy builds!

I recently specc'd the Pantology spec: Here is the talents that I invested in:

5/5 Improved Hip Thrust.
- Gives your Hip Thrusts a 10/20/30/40/50% chance to fear targets of the same gender or charm those of the opposite. Lasts until your hips get tired.

2/2 Quickened Pants Removal
- Reduces the cast time of removing the targets pants by 30/60 seconds.

3/3 Improved Pants Removal
- Gives a 33/66/100% chance of not breaking stealth when casting pants removal.

1/1 SUPER FLASH PANTSSSSSSSSSSSS
- Swap the targets pants with a second target. Does not break stealth.

5/5 Will of the Pantsaken
- Inflict damage on yourself and perhaps your potential children for a 20/40/60/80/100% chance to remove fear or charm effects. Damage inflicted equals 5/10/15/20/25% of total health.

1/1 What the...?
- Pull the target's own pants over their eyes, allowing you to return back to stealth. Also removes any movement impairing effects.

3/3 ULTRA SUPER PANTS
- Increases armour contribution from pants by 4/8/12%

1/1 PANTS MAN FORM
- Assume a PANTS MAN form. In this form, which way is the top and which is the bottom? Your target will never know.

Faerbryn · Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:04 am

:lol:

Maybe I'll consider respecing Fae to Pants. It sounds cool.

Nah.

Marksman Rocks !

8)

Leith · Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:00 pm fun stuff

LOL, now that I could follow. You should submit this spec to Blizzard Arian.

Opalina · Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:39 pm

Hmm, wonder if he will add a "dingaling" spec to that, lol

Faerbryn · Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:23 pm

Guh, don't encourage him. :? He doesn't need it, trust me.

Hyacinthe · Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:02 am Awesome

I love it!! I think i will allocate the rest of my talent points i get to put into pants specialization, at least the hip thrusting part and will of the pantsaken. :D